2010 Census - Utah Attachment

This is like "King of the Hill" for Texans - you have to know the Mormon culture to catch all the humor!   Utah Census 2010 Form  Below is the Census 2010 form for the state of Utah, its 29 counties, each incorporated city or town. A full 57-page profile will be available and each profile will also be broken into smaller profiles by type of data. Profiles statistics from Census 2010 for population data, household and family data and housing data will be compiled at the completion of the census and will be available no later than 2020.  Please read all the information carefully and fill out the form with a fine point black BIC pen. Pencil and crayon marks are not acceptable.  

1. _____________________ (Given name) 
2. _____________________ (SURNAME) 
3. Descendant of: A. Brigham Young _____ B. Heber C. Kimball _____ C. Laman and Lemuel _____ D. Cain _____  4. Tribe of Israel : _____________________ 
5. Number of occupants residing in home in each category: (Listed in chronological order) A. Nursery _____ B. Junior Primary _____ C. Senior Primary _____ D. Young Women's _____ E. Young Men's _____ F. Relief Society _____ G. Elder _____ H. Dearly Departed _____ I. High Priest _____ 
6. Occupation [Please select all that apply.]: A. Amway dealer _____ B. Shaklee dealer _____ C. Nonie juice dealer _____ D. NuSkin dealer _____ E. Melaleuca dealer _____ 
7. Automobile: A. Station Wagon _____ B. Van _____ C. Suburban _____ D. School Bus _____ E. Double Decker _____ F. BMW (Big Mormon Wagon) ________ 
8. Favorite place to eat the night before Fast Sunday: A. Chuck-A-Rama _____ B. Hometown Buffet _____ C. Sumo Sam's All You Can Eat Feeding Trough _____ 
9. Favorite Hero: A. Nephi _____ B. Abinadi _____ C. Samuel the Lamanite_____ D. Steve Young _____ E. Johnny Lingo _____  
10. Which of the following do you bring to church [check all that apply.]: A. Scriptures _____ B. Franklin Planner/ Daytimer _____ C. Pen/Pencil _____ D. Lifesavers/ Cheerios _____ E. Tic Tacs _____ F. Game Boy _____ G. Big Gulp _____ H. Cooler _____ I. Sony Walkman _____ J. TV Watch _____ K. All of the above _____ 
11. Do you prepare your church lessons: A. A month in advance _____ B. A week in advance _____ C. While in the bathtub _____ D. While on the toilet _____ E. During Sacrament Meeting _____ F. During the closing prayer of Sacrament Meeting _____ G. During the opening prayer of the class you're teaching ___ H. Just wing it [according to the promptings of the Spirit] 
12. Do you think pews should be permanently equipped with Big Gulp holders?: yes___ no ___  
13. How many years has your family sat in the same place for Sacrament Meeting:  A. 10-20 years _____ B. 20-30 years _____ C. 30-40 years _____ D. Over 3 generations _____ 
14. How much time does it take for you to fall asleep during a high council talk: A. 1/100,000,000th of a second _____ B. 1/999,999,999th of a second _____ C. 1/999,999,998th of a second _____ 
15. Which day of the month do you go home/visiting teaching: A. 31st ______ B. 31st ______ C. 31st ______ D. 31st ______ 
16. How many church basketball fights were you in last year: A. 1-10 _____ B. 10-20 _____ C. 20-30 _____ D. You'll have to ask my lawyer _____ 
17. Which of the following has been your most effective Family Home Evening: A. Arguing about getting along B. Having an opening and closing prayer with dinner C. Gathering around the television to watch, "Dancing with the Stars?" 
18. How many times a year do you make: A. Green Jell-O salad _____ B. Funeral potatoes _____ C. Cabbage and Top Ramen salad _____ D. Turkey , cashews and grape-stuffed croissants_____ 
19. How many water-filled two-liter bottles do you own: A. 1-2 thousand _____ B. 2-3 thousand _____ C. 3-4 thousand _____ D. Enough to fill the Great Salt Lake _____ 
20. Which of the following do you feel is the most secure facility in the nation: A. Alcatraz B. Fort Knox C. Ward Libraries 
21. How many structural engineers do you hire annually to insure you'll win the pinewood derby: _________  22. Keeping the Word of Wisdom in mind, how much of the following do you consume: A. Chocolate: ___ pounds daily X 365 days annually= ____ B. Cola: ____gallons daily X 365 days annually = ____ 
23. If you had to choose between witnessing the Second Coming or attending a BYU/UofU football game, which would you choose? A. Second Coming _____ B. Football game _____  AMEN ________________________________